Floyd the Barber
                           

Bell on door clanks - come on in

Floyd observes my hairy chin

Sit down chair, don't be afraid

Steamed hot towel on my face

I was shaved (x3)

Barney ties me to the chair

I can't see, I'm really scared

Floyd breathes hard, I hear a zip

Pee-Pee pressed against my lips

I was shamed (x3)

I sense others in the room

Opey Aunt Bee, I presume

They take turns in cut me up

I died smothered in Andy's butt

I was shaved (x3)

Corrected in accordance with the Kurt Cobain
                           'Journals' book.

About a Girl
                           

I need an easy friend

I do ... with an ear to lend

I do ... think you fit this shoe

I do ... won't you have a clue

I'll take advantage while

You hang me out to dry

But I can't see you every night for free

I do

I'm standing in your line

I do ... hope you have the time

I do ... pick a number too

I do ... keep a date with you

I'll take advantage while

You hang me out to dry

But I can't see you every night for free

I need an easy friend

I do ... with an ear to lend

I do ... think you fit this shoe

I do ... won't you have a clue

I'll take advantage while

You hang me out to dry

But I can't see you every night (x2)

For free

I do ... (x4)

 School
                           

(x4)

Won't you believe it

It's just my luck

(x3)

No recess

(x4)

Won't you believe it

It's just my luck

(x3)

No recess

(x8)

You're in high school again

(x7)

No recess

Love Buzz

Would
                           you believe me when I tell you

You are the queen of my heart

Please don't deceive me when I hurt you

Just ain't the way it seems

(x4)

Can
                           you feel my love buzz?

Would you believe me when I do you

You are the queen of my heart

Please don't deceive me when I hurt you

Just ain't the way it seems

(x4)

Can you feel my love buzz?